Saturday, 31 October 2015

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Best funny shayari urdu facebook Azizi Funny poetry Hasb e Haal Sohail Ahmed
Best funny shayari urdu facebook Azizi Funny poetry Hasb e Haal Sohail Ahmed



  • bas ab aap tashrif le jaiye jo guzregi mujh par guzar jaegi...
  • but karen aarzu KHudai ki shan hai teri kibriyai ki...
  • chandni raaton men chillata phira chand si jis ne wo surat dekh li...
  • diwanon se kah do ki chali baad-e-bahaari kya ab ke baras chaak gareban na karenge...
  • hijr ki shab hath men le kar charagh-e-mahtab DhunDhta phirta hun gardun par sahar milti nahin...
  • hon wo kafir ki musalmanon ne akasr mujhko phunkte kabe men naqus kalisa dekha...
  • hur par aankh na Dale kabhi shaida tera sab se begana hai ai dost shanasa tera...
  • imsal fasl-e-gul men wo phir chaak ho gae agle baras ke the jo gareban siye hue...
  • ishq kuchh aap pe mauquf nahin KHush rahiye ek se ek zamane men trahdar bahut...
  • kabe ko jata kis liye hindostan se main kis but men shahr-e-hind ke shan-e-KHuda na thi...
  • kafir hun na phunkon jo tere kabe men ai shaiKH naqus baghal men hai musalla na samajhna...

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Best urdu shayari funny videos Funny poetry on teacher farewell party



  • qadr mujh rind ki tujhko nahin ai pir-e-mughan tauba kar lun to kabhi mai-kada aabaad na ho...
  • riyaz tauba na TuTe na mai-kada chhuTe zaban ka pas rahe waza ka nibah rahe...
  • sayyaad tera ghar mujhe jannat sahi magar jannat se bhi siwa mujhe rahat chaman men thi...
  • suna hai riyaz apni daDhi baDha kar buDhape men allah wale hue hain...
  • ye kali kali botalen jo hain sharab ki raaten hain in men band hamare shabab ki...
  • zara jo humne unhen aaj mehrban dekha na humse puchhiye kya rang-e-asman dekha...
  • aalam-pasand ho gai jo baat tumne ki jo chaal tum chale wo zamane men chal gai...
  • aankh se qatl kare lab se jalae murde shoabada-baz ka adna sa karishma dekho...
  • ai junun tu hi chhuDae to chhuTun is qaid se tauq-e-gardan ban gai hai meri danai mujhe...
  • ai shab-e-furqat na kar mujh par azab maine tera munh nahin kala kiya...
  • barahana dekh kar aashiq men jaan-e-taza aati hai sarapa ruh ka aalam hai tere jism-e-uryan men...

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Best shero shayari funny urdu Pakistani 3 Idiots Funny Poetry
Best shero shayari funny urdu Pakistani 3 Idiots Funny Poetry



  • koi munh chum lega is nahin par shikan rah jaegi yunhi jabin par...
  • kya maza deti hai bijli ki chamak mujhko riyaz mujhse lipTe hain mere nam se Darne wale...
  • kya sharab-e-nab na pasti se paya hai uruj sar chaDhi hai halq se niche utar jaane ke baad...
  • mai-KHane men kyun yaad-e-KHuda hoti hai aksar masjid men to zikr-e-mai-o-mina nahin hota...
  • mai-KHane men mazar hamara agar bana duniya yahi kahegi ki jannat men ghar bana...
  • mai-KHane men mazar hamara agar bana duniya yahi kahegi ki jannat men ghar bana...
  • mar gae phir bhi talluq hai ye mai-KHane se mere hisse ki chhalak jati hai paimane se...
  • mehndi lagae baiThe hain kuchh is ada se wo muTThi men unki de de koi dil nikal ke...
  • muflison ki zindagi ka zikr kya muflison ki maut bhi achchhi nahin...
  • paun to in hasinon ka munh chum lun riyaz aaj inki galiyon ne baDa hi maza diya...

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Best shero shayari funny video Anwar Masood Funny Poetry
Best shero shayari funny video Anwar Masood Funny Poetry



  • bhar bhar ke jam bazm men chhalkae jate hain hum un men hain jo dur se tarsae jate hain...
  • Daraata hai hamen mahshar se tu waiz are ja bhi ye hangame to humne roz ku-e-yar men dekhe...
  • dekhiyega sambhal kar aaina samna aaj hai muqabil ka...
  • dhoke se pila di thi use bhi koi do ghunT pahle se bahut narm hai waiz ki zaban ab...
  • dil-jalon se dil-lagi achchhi nahin rone walon se hansi achchhi nahin...
  • gham mujhe dete ho auron ki KHushi ke waste kyun bure bante ho tum nahaq kisi ke waste...
  • hamari aankhon men aao to hum dikhaen tumhen ada tumhaari jo tum bhi kaho ki han kuchh hai...
  • hum jaante hain lutf-e-taqaza-e-mai-farosh wo naqd men kahan jo maza hai udhaar men...
  • itni pi hai ki baad-e-tauba bhi be-piye be-KHudi si rahti hai...
  • jam hai tauba-shikan tauba meri jam-shikan samne Dher hain TuTe hue paimanon ke...
  • KHuda ke hath hai bikna na bikna mai ka ai saqi barabar masjid-e-jame ke humne ab dukan rakh di...

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  • baad men rakhe sarabon ke dayaron men qadam pahle wo sans ki sarhad pe to aa kar dekhe...
  • kabhi to manzaron ke is tilism se ubhar sakun khaDa hun dil ki sath par KHud apne intizar men...
  • KHuda ki KHamoshi men shayad ho us ka wajud zamana hua nam apna pukare hue...
  • kisi ne hum ko ata nahin ki hamari gardish hai apni gardish KHud apni marzi se is jahan ki ragon me...
  • yahin par KHatm honi chahiye thi ek duniya yahin se baat ka aaghaz hona chahiye tha...
  • zamin phail gai hai hamari ruh talak jahan ka shor ab andar sunai deta hai...
  • achchhi pi li KHarab pi li jaisi pai sharab pi li...
  • aisi hi intizar men lazzat agar na ho to do ghaDi firaq men apni basar na ho...
  • allah-re nazuki ki jawab-e-salam men hath us ka uTh ke rah gaya mehndi ke bojh se...
  • bach jae jawani men jo duniya ki hawa se hota hai farishta koi insan nahin hota...
  • baghban kaam hamen kya hai wo ujDe ki rahe jab hamin bagh se nikle to nasheman kaisa...


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Best funny shayari to post on facebook Kofta by Anwar Masood Punjabi
Best funny shayari to post on facebook Kofta by Anwar Masood Punjabi



  • tum samundar ke sahme hue josh ko mera paigham dena mausam-e-habs men phir koi aaj taza hawa chahta...
  • aaine ko toDa hai to malum hua hai guzra hun kisi dasht-e-KHatarnak se aage...
  • dhup chhanw ka koi khel hai binai bhi aankh ko DhunD ke laya hun to manzar gum hai...
  • ek din apna sahifa mujh pe nazil ho gaya usko paDhte hi meri sari KHataen mar gain...
  • ek majzub udasi mere andar gum hai is samundar men koi aur samundar gum hai...
  • ek ujDi hui hasrat hai ki pagal ho kar bain har shahr men karti hui dekhi gai hai...
  • kis ne roka hai sar-e-rah-e-mohabbat tumko tumhen nafrat hai to nafrat se tum aao jao...
  • main samne se uTha aur lau larazne lagi charagh jaise koi baat karne wala tha...
  • paDa hua hun main sajde men kah nahin pata wo baat jis se ki halka ho kuchh zaban ka bojh...
  • tu KHud apni misal hai wo to hai isi apni misal men mujhe mil...


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Best funny shayari to propose a girl Dr Kumar Vishwas Latest Funny Poetry
Best funny shayari to propose a girl Dr Kumar Vishwas Latest Funny Poetry



  • maza chakha ke hi mana hun main bhi duniya ko samajh rahi thi ki aise hi chhoD dunga use...
  • meri KHwahish hai ki aangan men na diwar uThe mere bhai mere hisse ki zamin tu rakh le...
  • na ham-safar na kisi ham-nashin se niklega hamare panw ka kanTa hamin se niklega...
  • nae kirdar aate ja rahe hain magar naTak purana chal raha hai...
  • roz patthar ki himayat men ghazal likhte hain roz shishon se koi kaam nikal paDta hai...
  • roz taron ko numaish men KHalal paDta hai chand pagal hai andhere men nikal paDta hai...
  • uski yaad aai hai sanso zara aahista chalo dhaDkanon se bhi ibaadat men KHalal paDta hai...
  • wo chahta tha ki kasa KHarid le mera main uske taj ki qimat laga ke lauT aaya...
  • ye hawaen uD na jaen le ke kaghaz ka badan dosto mujh par koi patthar zara bhaari rakho...
  • ye zaruri hai ki aankhon ka bharam qaem rahe nind rakho ya na rakho KHwab meyari rakho...
  • baat to jab hai ki jazbon se sadaqat phuTe yun to dawa hai har ek shaKHs ko sachchai ka...
  • tafsil-e-inayat to ab yaad nahin hai par pahli mulaqat ki shab yaad hai mujhko...


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  • bimar ko maraz ki dawa deni chahiye main pina chahta hun pila deni chahiye...
  • botalen khol kar to pi barson aaj dil khol kar bhi pi jae...
  • dosti jab kisi se ki jae dushmanon ki bhi rae li jae...
  • ek hi naddi ke hain ye do kinare dosto dostana zindagi se maut se yari rakho...
  • ghar ke bahar DhunDhta rahta hun duniya ghar ke andar duniya-dari rahti hai...
  • humse pahle bhi musafir kai guzre honge kam se kam rah ke patthar to haTate jate...
  • KHayal tha ki ye pathraw rok den chal kar jo hosh aaya to dekha lahu lahu hum the...
  • main aa kar dushmanon men bas gaya hun yahan hamdard hain do-chaar mere...
  • main aaKHir kaun sa mausam tumhaare nam kar deta yahan har ek mausam ko guzar jaane ki jaldi thi...
  • main parbaton se laDta raha aur chand log gili zamin khod ke farhad ho gae...
  • maine apni KHushk aankhon se lahu chhalka diya ek samundar kah raha tha mujhko pani chahiye...

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Best funny shayari sms in punjabi Funny Poetry By Darshan Sangha
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  • KHamosh zindagi jo basar kar rahe hain hum gahre samundaron men safar kar rahe hain hum...
  • kis ne dekhe hain teri ruh ke riste hue zaKHm kaun utra hai tere qalb ki gahrai men...
  • pahle bhi KHarab thi ye duniya ab aur KHarab ho gai hai...
  • sirf tariKH ki raftar badal jaegi nai tariKH ke waris yahi insan honge...
  • Tahni pe KHamosh ek parinda mazi ke ulaT raha hai daftar...
  • dil ki kheti sukh rahi hai kaisi ye barsat hui KHwabon ke baadal aate hain lekin aag barasti hai...
  • han unhin logon se duniya men shikayat hai hamen han wahi log jo akasr hamen yaad aae hain...
  • is safar men nind aisi kho gai hum na soe raat thak kar so gai...
  • zindagi DhunDh le tu bhi kisi diwane ko uske gesu to mere pyar ne suljhae hain...
  • aankh men pani rakho honTon pe chingari rakho zinda rahna hai to tarkiben bahut sari rakho...
  • ab to har hath ka patthar hamen pahchanta hai umr guzri hai tere shahr men aate jate...
  • bahut ghurur hai dariya ko apne hone par jo meri pyas se uljhe to dhajjiyan uD jaen...

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  • ishq wo kar-e-musalsal hai ki hum apne liye ek lamha bhi pas-andaz nahin kar sakte...
  • log achchhe hain bahut dil men utar jate hain ek burai hai to bas ye hai ki mar jate hain...
  • aadmi ki talash men hai KHuda aadmi ko KHuda nahin milta...
  • ab dil ki ye shakl ho gai hai jaise koi chiz kho gai hai...
  • abhi se shikwa-e-past-o-buland ham-safro abhi to rah bahut saf hai abhi kya hai...
  • apne ko talash kar raha hun apni hi talab se Dar raha hun...
  • chand benam-o-nishan qabron ka main aza-dar hun ya hai mera dil...
  • dil kai roz se dhaDakta hai hai kisi hadse ki tayyari...
  • dil se mat sarsari guzar ki rais ye zamin aasman se aati hai...
  • hum apne haal-e-pareshan pe barha roe aur uske baad hansi hum ko barha aai...
  • hum apni zindagi to basar kar chuke rais ye kis ki zist hai jo basar kar rahe hain hum...

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  • ab hai dua ye apni har sham har sahar ko ya wo badan se lipTe ya jaan tan se nikle...
  • dam-e-takfin bhi gar yar aawe to niklen hath bahar ye kafan se...
  • kya yahi thi shart kuchh insaf ki ai tund-KHu jo bhala ho aap se us se burai kijiye...
  • na pahuncha gosh tak ek tere haihat hazaron nala nikla is dahan se...
  • nadan kah rahe hain jise aaftab-e-hashr zarra hai uske ru-e-daraKHshan ke samne...
  • bas ek KHata ki musalsal saza abhi tak hai mere KHilaf mera aaina abhi tak hai...
  • na nind aankhon men baqi na intizar raha ye haal tha to koi nek kaam kya karte...
  • tere suluk ka gham subh-o-sham kya karte zara si baat pe jina haram kya karte...
  • aaega mere baad farogh in ka zamana jis daur ka main hun mere ashaar nahin hain...
  • apne haalat se main sulh to kar lun lekin mujh men ru-posh jo ek shaKHs hai mar jaega...
  • fasl tumhaari achchhi hogi jao hamare kahne se apne ganw ki har gori ko nai chunariya la dena...
  • husn ko husn banane men mera hath bhi hai aap mujhko nazar-andaz nahin kar sakte...

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  • kuchh parindon ko to bas do chaar dane chahiyen kuchh ko lekin aasmanon ke KHazane chahiyen...
  • mere dil ke kisi kone men ek masum sa bachcha baDon ki dekh kar duniya baDa hone se Darta hai...
  • meri ek zindagi ke kitne hisse-dar hain lekin kisi ki zindagi men mera hissa kyun nahin hota...
  • milte nahin hain apni kahani men hum kahin ghaeb hue hain jab se teri dastan se hum...
  • nind ko DhunD ke lane ki dawaen thin bahut kaam mushkil to koi KHwab hasin DhunDhna tha...
  • sab log is se pahle ki dewta samajhte humne zara sa KHud ko insan kar liya hai...
  • sath ghaalib ke gai fikr ki gahrai bhi aur lahja bhi gaya mir-taqi-mir ke sath...
  • sham ko jis waqt Khaali hath ghar jata hun main muskura dete hain bachche aur mar jata hun main...
  • soch lo kal kahin aansu na bahane paD jaen KHun ka kya hai ragon men wo yunhi khaulta hai...
  • wo dil se kam zaban hi se ziyaada baat karta tha jabhi uske yahan gahrai kam wusat ziyaada thi...
  • yahan har shaKHs har pal hadsa hone se Darta hai khilauna hai jo miTTi ka fana hone se Darta hai...

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  • ye nazuk lab hain ya aapas men do lipTi hui kaliyan zara inko alag kar do tarannum phuT jaenge...
  • ab to sarab hi se bujhane lage hain pyas lene lage hain kaam yaqin ka guman se hum...
  • bahana koi to ai zindagi de ki jine ke liye majbur ho jaun...
  • bulandi ke liye bas apni hi nazron se girna tha hamari kam-nasibi hum men kuchh ghairat ziyaada thi...
  • doston ka kya hai wo to yun bhi mil jate hain muft roz ek sach bol kar dushman kamane chahiyen...
  • gham bik rahe the mele men KHushiyon ke nam par mayus ho ke lauTe hain har ek dukan se hum...
  • hath uThata hai duaon ko falak bhi us dam jab parinda koi parwaz ko par taulta hai...
  • jitni baTni thi baT chuki ye zamin ab to bas aasman baqi hai...
  • justuju ka ek ajab silsila ta-umr raha KHud ko khona tha kahin aur kahin DhunDhna tha...
  • kisi din zindagani men karishma kyun nahin hota main har din jag to jata hun zinda kyun nahin hota...
  • kuchh is tarah guzara hai zindagi ko humne jaise ki KHud pe koi ehsan kar liya hai...

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  • wahi ek mausam-e-saffak tha andar bhi bahar bhi ajab sazish lahu ki thi ajab fitna hawa ka tha...
  • wo hanste khelte ek lafz kah gaya bani magar mere liye daftar khula maani ka...
  • wo log jo kabhi bahar na ghar se jhankte the ye shab unhen bhi sar-e-rahguzar le aai...
  • wo TuTte hue rishton ka husn-e-aKHir tha ki chup si lag gai donon ko baat karte hue...
  • zara chhua tha ki bas peD aa gira mujh par kahan KHabar thi ki andar se khokhla hai bahut...
  • ek chhoTa sa tha mera aashiyan aaj tinke se alag tinka hua...
  • ek mohabbat ke siwa aur na kuchh manga tha kya karen ye bhi zamane ko gawara na hua...
  • hamen wasta taDap se hamen kaam aansuon se tujhe yaad kar ke roe ya tujhe bhula ke roe...
  • murjha chuka hai phir bhi ye dil phul hi to hai ab aap ki KHushi ise kanTon men tauliye...
  • na chaaragar ki zarurat na kuchh dawa ki hai dua ko hath uThao ki gham ki raat kaTe...Raat Shayari
  • na jhaTko zulf se pani ye moti TuT jaenge tumhaara kuchh na bigDega magar dil TuT jaenge...

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  • koi bhi ghar men samajhta na tha mere dukh sukh ek ajnabi ki tarah main KHud apne ghar men tha...
  • mazi se ubhrin wo zinda taswiren utar gaya sab nashsha nae purane ka...
  • mere banae hue but men ruh phunk de ab na ek umr ki mehnat meri akarat kar...
  • mere waste jaane kya laegi gai hai hawa ek khanDar ki taraf...
  • mohabbaten na rahin uske dil men mere liye magar wo milta tha hans kar ki waza-dar jo tha...
  • os se pyas kahan bujhti hai mosla-dhaar baras meri jaan...
  • paiham mauj-e-imkani men agla panw nae pani men...
  • phailti jaegi chaaron samt ek KHush-raunaqi ek mausam mere andar se nikalta jaega...
  • shamil hun qafile men magar sar men dhund hai shayad hai koi rah juda bhi mere liye...
  • thi panw men koi zanjir bach gae warna ram-e-hawa ka tamasha yahan raha hai bahut...
  • uD chala wo ek juda KHaka liye sar men akela subh ka pahla parinda aasman bhar men akela...
  • udas sham ki yaadon bhari sulagti hawa hamen phir aaj purane dayar le aai...

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  • aaj kya lauTte lamhat mayassar aae yaad tum apni inayat se baDh kar aae...
  • ai dost main KHamosh kisi Dar se nahin tha qail hi teri baat ka andar se nahin tha...
  • bagule uske sar par chiKHte the magar wo aadmi chup zat ka tha...
  • bain karti hui samton se na Darna bani aisi aawazen to is rah men aam aaengi...
  • bani zara sambhal ke mohabbat ka moD kaT ek hadsa bhi tak men hoga yahin kahin...
  • chalo ki jazba-e-izhaar chiKH men to Dhala kisi tarah ise aaKHir ada bhi hona tha...
  • Dhalegi sham jahan kuchh nazar na aaega phir is ke baad bahut yaad ghar ki aaegi...
  • din ko daftar men akela shab bhare ghar men akela main ki aks-e-muntashir ek ek manzar men akela...
  • is andhere men na ek gam bhi rukna yaro ab to ek dusre ki aahaTen kaam aaengi...
  • is qadar Khaali hua baiTha hun apni zat men koi jhonka aaega jaane kidhar le jaega...
  • is tamashe men tassur koi lane ke liye qatl bani jise hona tha wo kirdar tha main...
  • kisi maqam se koi KHabar na aane ki koi jahaz zamin par na ab utarne ka...

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Best funny shayari on girlfriend Mohabbat Main Bhi Dhoka Hai Funny Poetry Zahid Fakhri
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  • meri jagah pe koi aur ho to chiKH uTThe main apne aap se itne sawal karta hun...
  • tamam shahr giraftar hai aziyyat men kise kahun mere ahbab ki KHabar rakkhe...
  • ya unhen aati nahin bazm-e-suKHan-arai ya hamen bazm ke aadab nahin aate hain...
  • yani koi kami nahin mujh men yani mujh men kami usi ki hai...
  • aansu jo bahen surKH to ho jati hain aankhen dil aisa sulagta hai dhuan tak nahin aata...
  • ab kahan wo pahli si fursaten mayassar hain sara din safar karna sari raat gham karna...
  • hum os ke qatre hain ki bikhre hue moti dhoka nazar aae to hamen rol ke dekho...
  • jo tere gham men jale hain wo phir bujhe hi nahin jab inki rakh kuredo sharare zinda hain...
  • tere intizar men is tarah mera ahad-e-shauq guzar gaya sar-e-sham jaise bisat-e-dil koi KHasta-haal...
  • zindagi kashmakash-e-waqt men guzri apni din ne jine na diya raat ne marne na diya...
  • zindagi to sapna hai kaun ram apna hai kya kisi ko dukh dena kya kisi ka gham karna...

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Best shayari funny pathan Pashto new funny poetry 2016
Best shayari funny pathan Pashto new funny poetry 2016



  • main uski nazron ka kuchh is liye bhi hun qail wo jis ko chahe use dekhna sikhata hai...
  • manus raushni hui mere makan se wo jism jab nikal gaya resham ke than se...
  • mohabbaton ke liye umr kam hai so wo shaKHs sabhi shikayaten kuchh din idhar udhar kar de...
  • nukta yahi azal se paDhaya gaya hamen hawwa barae-husn hai aadam barae-ishq...
  • qimti shai thi tera hijr uThae rakkha warna sailab men saman kahan dekhte hain...
  • tujh aankh se jhalakta tha ehsas-e-zindagi main dekhta raha hun tujhe KHak-dan se...
  • tujhse kahna tha haal-e-dil lekin tu bhi ai dost aaina nikla...
  • use pata hai kahan hath thamna hai mera use pata hai kahan peD sukh jata hai...
  • wasl nuqsan kar gaya mera mar gai aaj shaeri meri...
  • zindagi dekh teri KHas riayat hogi ek mohabbat hai mere pas agar karne de...
  • dasht ki pyas kisi taur bujhai jati koi taswir hi pani ki dikhai jati...
  • ishq tha aur aqidat se mila karte the pahle hum log mohabbat se mila karte the...
  • khinch lai hai tere dasht ki wahshat warna kitne dariya hi meri pyas bujhane aate...

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Best funny shayari on college life Anwar Masood funny poetry
Best funny shayari on college life Anwar Masood funny poetry



  • dil qanaat zara si karta to har mohabbat thi aaKHiri meri...
  • gale laga ke mujhe puchh masala kya hai main Dar raha hun tujhe haal-e-dil sunane se...
  • har sans nai sans hai har din hai mera din taqdir liye aati hai har roz naya din...
  • hazar raste tere hijr ke ilaj ke hain hum ahl-e-ishq zara muKHtalif mizaj ke hain...
  • hazar raste tere hijr ke ilaj ke hain hum ahl-e-ishq zara muKHtalif mizaj ke hain...
  • inT se inT joD kar KHwab bana raha hun main raKHne na Dal mere yar KHwab ki dekh-bhaal men...
  • is daur-e-na-murad se ye tajraba hua diwar guftugu ke liye behtarin hai...
  • kai tarah ke tahaif pasand hain usko magar jo kaam yahan phul se nikalta hai...
  • kai tarah ke tahaif pasand hain usko magar jo kaam yahan phul se nikalta hai...
  • KHuda ka shukr ki aahaT se KHwab TuT gaya main apne ishq men nakaam hone wala tha...
  • main haw-hu pe kahani ko KHatm kar dunga ye aam baat nahin hai ise KHabar liya jae...
  • main jaanta hun mohabbat men kya nahin karna ye wo jagah hai jahan qais bhi phisalta hai...

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  • pa-bos-e-yar ki hamen hasrat hai ai nasim aahista aaiyo tu hamare mazar par...
  • ta hashr rahe ye dagh dil ka ya-rab na bujhe charagh dil ka...
  • tha jahan mai-KHana barpa us jagah masjid bani TuT kar masjid ko phir dekha to but-KHane hue...
  • zulm ki Tahni kabhi phalti nahin naw kaghaz ki kahin chalti nahin...
  • aadhe ghar men main hota hun aadhe ghar men tanhai kaun si chiz kahan rakh di hai kaun mujhe batlae...
  • aao aankhen mila ke dekhte hain kaun kitna udas rahta hai...
  • aao aankhen mila ke dekhte hain kaun kitna udas rahta hai...
  • agarche roz mera sabr aazmata hai magar ye dariya mujhe tairna sikhata hai...
  • aisi pyari sham men ji bahlane ko panw nikale ja sakte hain chadar se...
  • apna aap paDa rah jata hai bas ek andaze par aadhe hum is dharti par hain aadhe us sayyare par...
  • apna aap paDa rah jata hai bas ek andaze par aadhe hum is dharti par hain aadhe us sayyare par...
  • dil ek aisa kasa hai jis ki gahrai mat puchho jitne sikke Daloge utna Khaali rah jaega...

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Best shayari funny on love Syed Salman Gilani sb Dunya TV Special
Best shayari funny on love Syed Salman Gilani sb Dunya TV Special



  • tujhse milne ko be-qarar tha dil tujhse mil kar bhi be-qarar raha...
  • un jhil si gahri aankhon men ek lahar si har dam rahti hai...
  • us se kahna ki kabhi aa ke mile humse ranjish ka sabab jo bhi ho...
  • uTh raha hai dhuan mere ghar men aag diwar se udhar ki hai...
  • uTha laya hun sare KHwab apne teri yaadon ke bosida makan se...
  • aae agar qayamat to dhajjiyan uDa den phirte hain justuju men fitne teri gali ke...
  • baad-e-fana bhi KHair se tanha nahin hain hum bandon se chhuT gae to farishton se aa mile...
  • baDi hi dhum se dawat ho phir to zahid ki ye mai jo chaar ghaDi ko halal ho jae...
  • wo KHush kisi ke sath hain na-KHush kisi ke sath har aadmi ki baat hai har aadmi ke sath...
  • garm in rozon men kuchh ishq ka bazar nahin bechta dil ko hun main koi KHaridar nahin...
  • hai ye duniya ja-e-ibrat KHak se insan ki ban gae kitne subu kitne hi paimane hue...
  • jhuTa kabhi na jhuTa howe jhuTe ke aage sachcha rowe...
  • mana karte ho abas yaro aaj uske ghar jaenge par jaenge hum...

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Best funny shayari neend khalid masood most funny Parson Se Moo Pe Baith Rahi Hy
Best funny shayari neend khalid masood most funny Parson Se Moo Pe Baith Rahi Hy



  • hai koi yahan shahr men aisa ki jise main apna na kahun aur wo apna mujhe samjhe...
  • huin aankhen ajab behaal ab ke ye barish kar gai kangal ab ke...
  • is ghar ki sari diwaren shishe ki hain lekin is ghar ka malik KHud ek patthar hai...
  • ishq men bhi siyasaten niklin qurbaton men bhi fasla nikla...
  • jin aankhon se mujhe tum dekhte ho main un aankhon se duniya dekhta hun...
  • kaun dil ki zaban samajhta hai dil magar ye kahan samajhta hai...
  • miTTi jab tak nam rahti hai KHushbu taza-dam rahti hai...
  • sahra-e-be-KHayal men jal-thal kahan ke hain aaKHir hawa-e-shauq ye baadal kahan ke hain...
  • shahr men jaise koi aaseb hai shahr men muddat se hangama nahin...
  • sher-o-suKHan ka shahr nahin ye shahr-e-izzat-daran hai tum to rasa bad-nam hue kyun auron ko bad-n...
  • sirf mane thi haya band-e-qaba khulne talak phir to wo jaan-e-haya aisa khula aisa khula...
  • tere aane ka intizar raha umr bhar mausam-e-bahaar raha...
  • tere nazdik aa kar sochta hun main tanha tha ki ab tanha hua hun...

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Best funny shayari naukri Anwar Masood funniest urdu poetry
Best funny shayari naukri Anwar Masood funniest urdu poetry



  • aahaTen sun raha hun yaadon ki aaj bhi apne intizar men gum...
  • aaj mauzu-e-guftugu hai hayat ab koi aur baat kal kahna...
  • aarizon ko tere kanwal kahna itna aasan nahin ghazal kahna...
  • aks-e-zulf-e-rawan nahin jata dil se gham ka dhuan nahin jata...
  • aur phir yun hua ki bachchon ne chhina-jhapTi men toD Dala mujhe...
  • bahut dinon men ye uqda khula ki main bhi hun fana ki rah men ek naqsh-e-jawedan ki tarah...
  • bahut dinon se koi hadsa nahin guzra kahin zamane ko hum yaad phir na aa jaen...
  • barha hum pe qayamat guzri barha hum tere dar se guzre...
  • chand hota nahin har ek chehra phul hote nahin suKHan sare...
  • dil dhaDakta hai sar-e-rah-e-KHayal ab ye aawaz jahan tak pahunche...
  • ghar men ji lagta nahin aur shahr ke raste lagte nahin apne aziz...
  • haal-e-dil puchhte ho kya tumne hote dekha hai dil udas kahin...

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Best funny shayari mehfil By Moin Akhtar Most Funny Poetry
Best funny shayari mehfil By Moin Akhtar Most Funny Poetry



  • kuchh der kisi zulf ke sae men Thahar jaen qabil gham-e-dauran ki abhi dhup kaDi hai...
  • mujhe to is darja waqt-e-ruKHsat sukun ki talqin kar rahe ho magar kuchh apne liye bhi socha main y...
  • rang-e-mahfil chahta hai ek mukammal inqalab chand shamon ke bhaDakne se sahar hoti nahin...
  • rasta hai ki kaTta jata hai fasla hai ki kam nahin hota...
  • tazad-e-jazbaat men ye nazuk maqam aaya to kya karoge main ro raha hun tum hans rahe ho main muskur...
  • tum na mano magar haqiqat hai ishq insan ki zarurat hai...
  • tumko bhi shayad hamari justuju karni paDe hum tumhaari justuju men ab yahan tak aa gae...
  • unki palkon par sitare apne honTon par hansi qissa-e-gham kahte kahte hum kahan tak aa gae...
  • waqt karta hai parwarish barson hadsa ek dam nahin hota...
  • ye sab ranginiyan KHun-e-tamanna se ibarat hain shikast-e-dil na hoti to shikast-e-zindagi hoti...
  • zamana dost hai kis kis ko yaad rakkhoge KHuda kare ki tumhen mujhse dushmani ho jae...

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Best funny shayari mehndi Menu Kam Pye Gya Peeran Nal Punjabi Funny Poetry
Best funny shayari mehndi Menu Kam Pye Gya Peeran Nal Punjabi Funny Poetry



  • aaj qabil mai-kade men inqalab aane ko hai ahl-e-dil andesha-e-sud-o-ziyan tak aa gae...
  • ab ye aalam hai ki gham ki bhi KHabar hoti nahin ashk bah jate hain lekin aankh tar hoti nahin...
  • abhi to tanqid ho rahi hai mere mazaq-e-junun pe lekin tumhaari zulfon ki barhami ka sawal aaya to ...
  • bahut kaam lene hain dard-e-jigar se kahin zindagi ko qarar aa na jae...
  • din chhupa aur gham ke sae Dhale aarzu ke nae charagh jale...
  • hairaton ke silsile soz-e-nihan tak aa gae hum nazar tak chahte the tum to jaan tak aa gae...
  • hum badalte hain ruKH hawaon ka aae duniya hamare sath chale...
  • humne uske lab o ruKHsar ko chhu kar dekha hausle aag ko gulzar bana dete hain...
  • kaun yaad aa gaya azan ke waqt bujhta jata hai dil charagh jale...
  • KHud tumhen chaak-e-gireban ka shuur aa jaega tum wahan tak aa to jao hum jahan tak aa gae...
  • kuchh aur baDh gai hai andheron ki zindagi yun bhi hua hai jashn-e-charaghan kabhi kabhi...

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Best shayari funny most jokes Funny Poetry About Reality Of Pakistan
Best shayari funny most jokes Funny Poetry About Reality Of Pakistan



  • tumhaare bas men agar ho to bhul jao mujhe tumhen bhulane men shayad mujhe zamana lage...
  • tumhaare shahr ka mausam baDa suhana lage main ek sham chura lun agar bura na lage...
  • wo phul jo mere daman se ho gae mansub KHuda kare unhen bazar ki hawa na lage...
  • ye waqt band darichon pe likh gaya qaisar main ja raha hun mera intizar mat karna...
  • zindagi bhar ke liye ruTh ke jaane wale main abhi tak teri taswir liye baiTha hun...
  • zindagi ne mera pichha nahin chhoDa ab tak umr bhar sar se na utri ye bala kaisi thi...
  • ab to ruswaiyan yaqini hain un ke lab par mera fasana hai...
  • KHizan ki zad men hi ab tak tera gulistan tha hamin ne aa ke bahaaron ko zindagi baKHshi...
  • tamam umr rahe mera muntazir tu bhi tamam umr mere intizar ko tarse...
  • tere baghair tere intizar se thak kar shab-e-firaq ke maron ko nind aai hai...
  • tu sarapa nur hai main tera aks-e-KHas hun kah rahe hain yun tera sab aaina-KHana mujhe...

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Best funny shayari ladka ladki Mazahiya Mushaira Khalid Masood Funny Punjabi Poetry
Best funny shayari ladka ladki Mazahiya Mushaira Khalid Masood Funny Punjabi Poetry



  • hawa KHafa thi magar itni sang-dil bhi na thi hamin ko shama jalane ka hausla na hua...
  • jis din se bane ho tum masiha haal aur KHarab ho gaya hai...
  • jo Dubna hai to itne sukun se Dubo ki aas-pas ki lahron ko bhi pata na lage...
  • kam se kam ret se aankhen to bachengi qaisar main hawaon ki taraf piTh kiye baiTha hun...
  • kitne dinon ke pyase honge yaro socho to shabnam ka qatra bhi jinko dariya lagta hai...
  • kuchh is ada se mere sath bewafai kar ki tere baad mujhe koi bewafa na lage...
  • main zahr pita raha zindagi ke hathon se ye aur baat hai mera badan hara na hua...
  • musafir chalte chalte thak gae manzil nahin milti qadam ke sath baDhta ja raha ho fasla jaise...
  • sawan ek mahine qaisar aansu jiwan bhar in aankhon ke aage baadal be-auqat lage...
  • tu is tarah se mere sath bewafai kar ki tere baad mujhe koi bewafa na lage...
  • tum aa gae ho KHuda ka subut hai ye bhi qasam KHuda ki abhi maine tumko socha tha...
  • tum se bichhDe dil ko ujDe barson bit gae aankhon ka ye haal hai ab tak kal ki baat lage...

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Best funny shayari latest 2016 Anwar Masood News Paper ਨਿਊਜ ਪੈਪਰ Funny Poetry
Best funny shayari latest 2016 Anwar Masood News Paper ਨਿਊਜ ਪੈਪਰ Funny Poetry



  • suna hai ghair ki mahfil men tum na jaoge kaho to aaj saja lun gharib-KHane ko...
  • surme ka til bana ke ruKH-e-la-jawab men nuqta baDha rahe ho KHuda ki kitab men...
  • tere qurban qamar munh sar-e-gulzar na khol sadqe is chand si surat pe na ho jae bahaar...
  • wo chaar chand falak ko laga chala hun qamar ki mere baad sitare kahenge afsane...
  • yahi hai gar KHushi to raat bhar ginte raho tare qamar is chandni men un ka ab aana to kya hoga...
  • zabt karta hun to ghuTta hai qafas men mera dam aah karta hun to sayyaad KHafa hota hai...
  • zara ruTh jaane pe itni KHushamad qamar tum bigaDoge aadat kisi ki...
  • aaj barson men to qismat se mulaqat hui aap munh pher ke baiThe hain ye kya baat hui...
  • basti men hai wo sannaTa jangal mat lage sham Dhale bhi ghar pahunchun to aadhi raat lage...
  • dastak men koi dard ki KHushbu zarur thi darwaza kholne ke liye ghar ka ghar uTha...
  • diwaron se mil kar rona achchha lagta hai hum to pagal ho jaenge aisa lagta hai...
  • fan wo jugnu hai jo uDta hai hawa men qaisar band kar loge jo muTThi men to mar jaega...

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Best funny shayari on kiss day Mela Jashan Bahara Prof Anwar Masood Funny Poetry
Best funny shayari on kiss day Mela Jashan Bahara Prof Anwar Masood Funny Poetry



  • na ho rihai qafas se agar nahin hoti nigah-e-shauq to be-baal-o-par nahin hoti...
  • nasheman KHak hone se wo sadma dil ko pahuncha hai ki ab humse koi bhi raushni dekhi nahin jati...
  • naza ki aur bhi taklif baDha di tumne kuchh na ban aaya to aawaz suna di tumne...
  • qamar afshan chuni hai ruKH pe usne is saliqe se sitare aasman se dekhne ko aae jate hain...
  • qamar apne dagh-e-dil ki wo kahani maine chheDi ki suna kiye sitare mera raat bhar fasana...
  • qamar kisi se bhi dil ka ilaj ho na saka hum apna dagh dikhate rahe zamane ko...
  • qamar zara bhi nahin tumko KHauf-e-ruswai chale ho chandni shab men unhen bulane ko...
  • raushan hai mera nam baDa namwar hun main shahid hain aasman ke sitare qamar hun main...
  • roenge dekh kar sab bistar ki har shikan ko wo haal likh chala hun karwaT badal badal kar...
  • ruswa karegi dekh ke duniya mujhe qamar is chandni men un ko bulane ko jae kaun...
  • shab ko mera janaza jaega yun nikal kar rah jaenge sahar ko dushman bhi hath mal kar...
  • shukriya ai qabr tak pahunchane walo shukriya ab akele hi chale jaenge is manzil se hum...

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Best funny shayari on kismat Dil di faryaad Punjabi Funny Poetry
Best funny shayari on kismat Dil di faryaad Punjabi Funny Poetry



  • aise men wo hon bagh ho saqi ho ai qamar lag jaen chaar chand shab-e-mahtab men...
  • baDha baDha ke jafaen jhuka hi doge kamar ghaTa ghaTa ke qamar ko hilal kar doge...
  • daba ke qabr men sab chal diye dua na salam zara si der men kya ho gaya zamane ko...
  • har waqt mahwiyat hai yahi sochta hun main kyun barq ne jalaya mera aashiyan na puchh...
  • is liye aarzu chhupai hai munh se nikli hui parai hai...
  • jalwa-gar bazm-e-hasinan men hain wo is shan se chand jaise ai qamar taron bhari mahfil men hai...
  • jigar ka dagh chhupao qamar KHuda ke liye sitare TuTte hain un ke dida-e-nam se...
  • kabhi kaha na kisi se tere fasane ko na jaane kaise KHabar ho gai zamane ko...
  • KHun hota hai sahar tak mere armanon ka sham-e-wada jo wo paband-e-hina hota hai...
  • main un sab men ek imtiyazi nishan hun falak par numayan hain jitne sitare qamar bazm-e-anjum ki mu...
  • muddaten huin ab to jal ke aashiyan apna aaj tak ye aalam hai raushni se Darta hun...
  • mujhe mere miTne ka gham hai to ye hai tumhen bewafa kah raha hai zamana...

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Best funny shayari khubsurti Aap Ki Khidmat May Anwar Masood funny Poetry
Best funny shayari khubsurti Aap Ki Khidmat May Anwar Masood funny Poetry



Bura aashiqi kaa ho haal, Bigaare hai isne saare kaam, Hum to A.B. mei rahe, Baaki B.A. pass ho gaye!

Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?

Aaj deedar,
Kal yaar,
Padson pyar,
Phir ekraar,
Phir intezaar,
Phir takraar,
Phir daraar,
Saari mehnat bekar,
Aur aakhir me ek aur devdaas at beer bar.

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Best funny shayari jugalbandi Poet Khalid Masood Funny Punjabi Poetry
Best funny shayari jugalbandi Poet Khalid Masood Funny Punjabi Poetry




Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN”
Arz Kiya He
Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super He
Wah Wah
Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super He
Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.
"Romantic shayari" Shayari of D year

Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani (-_+)
Teri left ankh kani (+_-)

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Best funny shayari jokes facebook Pashto very funny poetry by sarmas khan
Best funny shayari jokes facebook Pashto very funny poetry by sarmas khan



Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
\;~;/
_| |_
Cheers



Thursday, 29 October 2015

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Best funny shayari jokes in hindi 140 words Comedy Mushaira Poet Dr Saeed Iqbal Saadi
Best funny shayari jokes in hindi 140 words Comedy Mushaira Poet Dr Saeed Iqbal Saadi




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ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..
Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena
Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.


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New funny shayari jokes in urdu Funny Urdu & Poetry Ever Best
New funny shayari jokes in urdu Funny Urdu & Poetry Ever Best




Aarzu me tere Diwane ho gaye,
tuze Dost banate-banate aur Begane ho gaye,
kar de ab ek SMS is nachiz ko,

teri bhi Bakwas sms pade Zamane ho gaye..

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle
Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krte

Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte
Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

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Best funny shayari jokes shayari pashto kachara and funny poetry
Best funny shayari jokes shayari pashto kachara and funny poetry





Best funny shayari jokes english New Poetry By Syed Salman Gilani

Best funny shayari jokes english New Poetry By Syed Salman Gilani
Best funny shayari jokes english New Poetry By Syed Salman Gilani





Best funny shayari in hindi for love Comedy Mushaira Sayed Salman Gilani

Best funny shayari in hindi for love Comedy Mushaira Sayed Salman Gilani
Best funny shayari in hindi for love Comedy Mushaira Sayed Salman Gilani




Arz kiya he

Ki ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah-Wah
Itna waqt kaun bekar kare
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge

Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi
main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi
1 kam kar building se kudkar marja
Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De

Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend (GF) MERE liye Chhod de

Ae dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge
Ham teri tarf aye hr toofan ko mod dnge
Lekin tune jo sath Choda,
Kasam se Teri haddiya tod denge

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho mein Saya lagta he
Jo apna he wo praya lagta he
Tum se milne ki Tammana to bhot he

Lekin
Aane jane me kiraya Bahut Lagta He


Best funny shayari in hindi for facebook Swapnil and Shakeel hilarious performance

Best funny shayari in hindi for facebook Swapnil and Shakeel hilarious performance
Best funny shayari in hindi for facebook Swapnil and Shakeel hilarious performance




Na jaane kab koi tara toot jaye,
na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaye,

kuch pal hamare saath hass lo
na jaane kab Aapke Daant toot jaaye..

Dard itne mil chuke hai duniya me ki
ab kisi dard pe hum aah nhi krte
jo pehle hi wah wahi loot chuke hai
aise sher pe hum wah waah nahi karte

Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
par kabhi socha na tha

surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi

Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Wah Wah
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya

Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,
yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka

Now remix-

Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka
naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.

How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel?
.
..
...
Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!

New PJ !!!
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They R maid 4 each other


Best funny shayari in urdu sms Anwar Masood Banda Kida Koja Hunda

Best funny shayari in urdu sms Anwar Masood Banda Kida Koja Hunda
Best funny shayari in urdu sms Anwar Masood Banda Kida Koja Hunda




Krishna prem kare to prem lila,
hum kare to character dhila.
Krishna kiss kare to swami,
hum kare to harami.
Krishna gopiya chhede to khel,
hum chede to jail.

~ Hindi Shayari of The Month~

Dil me 1 jazbat h dabau kaise,
Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise,
Tanha chhod gayi mujhe jabse…

Maa kasam itna khush hu ki batau kaise

Arz Karta Hoon
Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P
Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu

:: Romantic Hindi Shayari ::

2pal ki B khushi na mili to kya hua
Umar bhar gam k sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nhi,
Hum aapki girlfriend k sahare ji lenge

Thandi hawa hai Mausam ka dhyan rakhna,
Hamari”DOSTI KAAYAM” rakhna
Hamari Dosti ki mahak jarur aayegi

Bus aap apni “NAAK” saaf rakhna…


Best shayari funny in love very funny pakistani sher shayari

Best shayari funny in love very funny pakistani sher shayari
Best shayari funny in love very funny pakistani sher shayari




Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,

To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.

Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle
tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle
kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala
kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle..!

Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya,
teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya
ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!

Majnu ne laila k liye pyar se laya rose,
Majnu ne laila k liye pyaar se laya rose

Laila ka attitude toh dekho
boli-Bhaag bhaag
d.k bose d.k bose

Arz Kiya Hai..
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Wah Wah
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Jabse Aap Mile, Tab Se PareShan
Hai Hum.


Best funny shayari in urdu for students Qubool Hai Zoya's Shero Shayari

Best funny shayari in urdu for students Qubool Hai Zoya's Shero Shayari
Best funny shayari in urdu for students Qubool Hai Zoya's Shero Shayari




MatHs pj-
“Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr

Arz Karta Hu Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Wah wah
Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai Kachha.
Tere msgs nai aa rha hai kya bat hai Bachha.


Best funny shayari in punjabi for facebook Urdu Poetry Videos

Best funny shayari in punjabi for facebook Urdu Poetry Videos
Best funny shayari in punjabi for facebook Urdu Poetry Videos




Aisi wani boliye
ki
jamkar jhagda hoye
gaur farmaiye
aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
par usse na boliye jo aapse tagda hoye

Arz Krta Hu
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
wah wah.
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
Tere mast mast do nain,mere dil ka le gye chain..

Lo G mera 1 Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Udher B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho Gaya.


Best funny shayari in hindi Kali Kaloti Biwi ko Harghiz na Chhodna

Best funny shayari in hindi Kali Kaloti Biwi ko Harghiz na Chhodna
Best funny shayari in hindi Kali Kaloti Biwi ko Harghiz na Chhodna




Long hai manzil far hai kinara..
Fir why nahi aaya today sms tumhara?
Forget gaye number or naam humara?
Ya fir u found some1 humse bhi pyara!

CID special Hindi Funny Shayari-

KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI………..
KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI……….

ABHIJEET DAL ME JARUR KUCH KALA HAI.

Tanhai mein satati hai uski yaad aise
chale aate aankhon mein aasu vaise..
DAYA, pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui to hui kaise?

:: Hindi Funny Shayari ::

Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai

Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi

:: Hindi Funny Shayari Best Ever ::

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai…
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par…
.
Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.


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Best shayari funny in 140 words Best stand up comedy
Best shayari funny in 140 words Best stand up comedy




Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho,
Khushi kabhi kam naho,
Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de,
Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.

Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli

Question No. 1 is compulsary

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,

Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa


Best shayari funny in urdu Hyderabadi funny sher o shayri

Best shayari funny in urdu Hyderabadi funny sher o shayri
Best shayari funny in urdu Hyderabadi funny sher o shayri




Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick,
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick..
SO WHAT
Chutki mein chipkaye FEVIKWIK.

Arz Kiya Hai..

Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota

Na Tu Patthar Marti, Na Mai KANA Hota

Arz kia h
Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green green baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k nha lete h aap to muh b ni dhote

Sindi’s True Fact

Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai,
Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai
par
Hume Dukan jana hai


Best funny shayari husband wife top urdu poetry by syed salman gillani

Best funny shayari husband wife top urdu poetry by syed salman gillani
Best funny shayari husband wife top urdu poetry by syed salman gillani




Rajesh Khanna PJ..
BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers
Wah Wah
BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers
Arre O Pushpa, I Hate Tears

Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate “JHANDU BAM”de gayi

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona padega
RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona pdega
ACP SAYS ABIJIT DAYAA nhi h aaj tumhe hi darwaja todna padega

Wo hum pe hum unpe marne lage
Wah wah
Wo hum pe hum unpe marne lage
Acp to Daya-Pata to kro Hume Bhul kr sab rajnikant k sms Q krne lage

Kisi ka Hath Tham k chorna Nhi,
Vada Kisi se Kr K Todna Nhi,
Koi Agar Tod De Dil Apka To
Bina Hath Pair Tode Chhodna Nai.


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Best funny shayari in hindi for girlfriend Ejaz Popular Meeruthi Latest Gulbarga Mushaira
Best funny shayari in hindi for girlfriend Ejaz Popular Meeruthi Latest Gulbarga Mushaira




One More New Poor Jokes
Tere Messages Aane Se Milti Hai Mujhe Raahat,
Wah Wah.
Tere Messages Aane Se Milti Hai Mujhe Raahat,
CID Ke Baad Dekhna Na Bhule AAHAT..

Bhool gaye Ya,Bhulna chahte ho.
Door kr diya,Ya door jana chahte ho
Aajma liya,Ya ajmana chahte ho

Messages kar do

ya ab HADDIA TUDVANA chahte ho

Pehle b krte the Dimag Ki Dahi Abi b krte he wahi
Wah Wah
Pehle b krte the Dimag Ki Dahi Abi b krte he wahi

STAR PLUS
RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYI

Sitare Nikalte Hai Ki Raat Aaye
Me Kya Likhu Ki Apka Jwab Aye
Sitaro C Chamak To Nhi Pr Main Kya Kru
Ki Aap jaisa kanjus Ek poor joke Kar ke Record Bnaye


Best shayari funny in punjabi Urdu Poetry of Anwar Masood

Best shayari funny in punjabi Urdu Poetry of Anwar Masood
Best shayari funny in punjabi Urdu Poetry of Anwar Masood




Dekho firse barsat aa gayi,
Tnhayi me waqt bitane ki bat a gayi
Hm to yuhi nihar rhe the barish k pani ko,
Mendak ko dekha to apki yad a gyi.

Tumne bhi kabhi kisi se pyar kia hoga
Uspe apne se zyada atbar kia hoga
Pr tut gya hoga sara atbar

Jis din Uski Shadi me 501 ka Uphar diya hoga

Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Wah.. Wah..
Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Big Babool.. Ye Hai Badae Kaam Ki Cheez

Dard-E-Dil Sehna Aasan Nahi Hota
Kimti Cheez K Har Koi Kabil Nahi Hota
Ye To Chor Bazar Ki Meherbani Hai
Warna Aap Jaise Ke Pas Mobile Nahi Hota

Agar manzil ko pana hai yeh hausla sath rakh na
Agar pyar ko pana he toh aetbaar saath rkhna
Agar hamesha muskurana he to DAANT saaf rakhna

Hum wo roshni he jo Apko Roshan Kr Jayenge
Bato Ki 1 Chingari Se Bhi JaL Jayenge
1 Bar Pyar Se poor jokes sms To Kijiye
Ghar Akar SmS Ke Paise De Jayenge

Bethe Bethe Kamre Mein Kr Rahe The Press
Zara Gaur Farmayiye
Bethe Bethe Kamre Me Kr Rahe The Press
Aapki Yaad Aayi Or Jal Gayi Dress!


Best shayari funny hindi 140 Jo Ladki Mere Se Mohabbat Na Karay

Best shayari funny hindi 140 Jo Ladki Mere Se Mohabbat Na Karay
Best shayari funny hindi 140 Jo Ladki Mere Se Mohabbat Na Karay




Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi,

Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.

Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,
beet gya agr waqt to rote reh jaoge,
Karna hi h to padhai karo,
Exam me kya mere messages likhkar aaoge??

Tumhare Poor Jokes K Intezar Mein Hum Itna Rote He
Tumhare Poor Jokes K Intezar Me Hum Itna Rote He
Ki
Ab To Padosi B Apna Muh Hamare Ansuo Se Dhote He