Best shayari funny hindi sms Gurdass Mann Truth Punjabi Poetry UK

Best shayari funny hindi sms Gurdass Mann Truth Punjabi Poetry UK

Shayari Jokes ::
Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Ghar mein Ghusa ..
Maalik : Kaun hai wahan ??
Chor : Miyaun
Maalik : Kaun Hai ??
Chor : Miyaaun ...
Maalik : Arey Kaun hai ??
Chor : Saale Billi Hu Billi ...!

Hum ko Humi Say Chura Lo Dil Main kaheen Tum Chupa Lo Hum Akalay Ho Na Jaen Door Tum Se Ho Na Jaen Pas Aao "RUKO" . . Pehaly DETTOL Se Naha Lo

Teacher: Tumhare Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?
Bacha: Choha
Teacher: Wo Kese?
Bacha: Hum papa se Dartay Hen, papa mummy Se Darte Hain Aur mummy Chohay Se Darti Hain.

Ayee dost baandh le kafan me BOTEL
Kabar me beth kr pia krenge
In LADKIYO se to bewafayi mili
Ab BHUTNIYO se Setting Kia krenge.

Fiza mein mehekti shaam ho tum,
pyar ka pehla jaam ho tum.
Aur kya kahe jaanam tere baare mein,
kharche ka doosra naam ho tum