Best shayari funny in punjabi Urdu Poetry of Anwar Masood

Best shayari funny in punjabi Urdu Poetry of Anwar Masood

Dekho firse barsat aa gayi,
Tnhayi me waqt bitane ki bat a gayi
Hm to yuhi nihar rhe the barish k pani ko,
Mendak ko dekha to apki yad a gyi.

Tumne bhi kabhi kisi se pyar kia hoga
Uspe apne se zyada atbar kia hoga
Pr tut gya hoga sara atbar

Jis din Uski Shadi me 501 ka Uphar diya hoga

Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Wah.. Wah..
Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Big Babool.. Ye Hai Badae Kaam Ki Cheez

Dard-E-Dil Sehna Aasan Nahi Hota
Kimti Cheez K Har Koi Kabil Nahi Hota
Ye To Chor Bazar Ki Meherbani Hai
Warna Aap Jaise Ke Pas Mobile Nahi Hota

Agar manzil ko pana hai yeh hausla sath rakh na
Agar pyar ko pana he toh aetbaar saath rkhna
Agar hamesha muskurana he to DAANT saaf rakhna

Hum wo roshni he jo Apko Roshan Kr Jayenge
Bato Ki 1 Chingari Se Bhi JaL Jayenge
1 Bar Pyar Se poor jokes sms To Kijiye
Ghar Akar SmS Ke Paise De Jayenge

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